Wednesday, March 11, 2009

My Fake Biography

Hi~everybody! My appearance looks like a normal people. But...I have a big secret... I am a WITCH! Frankly, I have lived in this world for a long long time.... I experienced a lot of things....you may know these things, but you do NOT know that I was in those events!

You know, the great wizard Merlin, who helped the King Arthur, is my best friend. Look at this photo, in order to help him, the people at that time wanted to catch me! Hahaha, I am a WITCH, how could they catch me? Using fire to kill me? Ha! By the way, I am not a wizard, foolish people!

I adventured with Peter Pan, at that time, my name was Tinker Bell. We fought against the Captain Hook and other bad guys. I also made friends with Wendy and lost children. Many people knew this story, and Disney even shot it to be a film.

Sometime, I go to the Minimoys' world to have a tea with the princess, Selenia, she is my friend, too. I also met a cute guy, Arthur, he likes Selenia very much. Hahaha!
Yaya~I voyaged with the captain, Jack Sparrow!! That was a funny, exciting and dangerous voyage! Nice!!

Oh~see!! These two kitties are so cute! I'm wanna hug them tightly!!! Cats are witches' good companions. When they saw me on TV, they knew that I was a witch, so they kept staring at me and sitting there. However, their master just thought that her kitties knew how to watch TV. Ha!
About a few years ago, I acted in an American cable television series, Sex in the City. This was an famous series in America. Therefore, I became a celebrity.

Because of the series, the famous designer, Giorgio Armani, he invited me to be the spokesman of their company! I was happy to do this!

The fashion magazine, Glamour, also invited me to be shot for the cover of the magazine.

Now, I live with my best partner, Garfield. She is my favorite kitty. She is famous, too. she acted some movies and many children loved her. I am so lucky to meet her, and we are happy everyday!

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